The Perfect Life

holy crap

Wed, 23 Dec 2009 15:11:43 GMT

this was absolutely the shortest year of my freaking life.

where did it go?

i thought time flew when you were having fun..??

Article on MS

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 14:57:03 GMT

I thought this was interesting and would be helpful for others to read.

http://www.gizmag.com/ccsvi-multiple-sclerosis-ms-cure-zamboni/13447/

After reading the article I wonder if the simple act of donating blood on a regular basis would help?

its beginning to look

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 19:08:46 GMT

a little bit like christmas....

setup a 2 foot fake tree and some candles in the windows.

i am trying really hard not to hate the holidays.

twelve days of christmas

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 14:22:56 GMT

this made me laugh.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, madmikey sent to me...

Twelve evilnicolas drumming

Eleven laptops piping

Ten chainsaws a-leaping

Nine computers dancing

Eight movies a-milking

Seven aliens a-fencing

Six dandelions a-biking

Five bu-u-u-utcher knives

Four wood chippers

Three computer mods

Two hocky masks

...and a chewbacca in a coffee.

theresat's answers

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 16:19:56 GMT

1. Why huskies? I mean, I know they are awesome, but why did you first get one as a pet?
Well...When I was a kid there was a malamute in my neighborhood. I thought he was the coolest dog ever. Nanook, our first husky, tracytris got for me after my dog Bandit died. She was crazy, hyper, and had some anger management issues....see similarities? Of course Nanook was not a typical husky with the anger issues. Having had huskies for the last 20 years or so (yikes) I have to say they are in my opinion perfect animals. They can adapt to whatever nature throws at them. Cold...how about taking a nap in -40 wind chill and snow...Rain...oh look a puddle to lie in how nice....even the heat...I will tunnel down 15 feet and be just fine. Plus they have the cutest yittle faces you just wanna hug them and squeeeze them!

2. You are limited to one hour of technology a day (computer, video games, tv, etc). What do you do with the rest of your time?
I would probably...gasp...read. I have read quite a bit in the last year.

3. What is your favorite tv show of all time?
The Dukes of Hazard.

4. If you were a teacher, what would you teach?
I am not sure. Something computer related. I think it would be cool to create a curriculum that has different programs throughout the year. Sort of like intro-shop classes used to be...do wood working, metal working, engine repair..etc. I think it would be cool to do intro to computer, then some graphics apps, then video and finish up with something fun like building a modded computer.

5. What is the worst tv show/movie that you were forced to watch when I was your housemate?
There was so much. America's next top model was pretty awful...but mostly at the begining, Project Runway was kinda funny plus it had heidi klum, Desperate housewives I don't think was you. There was one show, sitcom (not how I met your mother), had husband and wife and some goofy brother or something....that one....made me want to punch you. Hard. In the baby maker.

Answers to ArtisticPhoenix's 5 Question meme

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 23:36:07 GMT

1. Why did you stop the body building?

Body building was pretty harsh. 3 or more hours in the gym EVERY day, a very restrictive diet, and the mindset I had to be in took its toll and I burnt out. I defiantly would do it over but, not again in my lifetime…too bad I looked fucking good. I wish I had the same dedication now just to pursue a healthier me, oh well.

2. You could have any superpower you want, which one do you chose?

This is actually very difficult for me. I think if I had to narrow it down to one single power it would be complete invulnerability. If I were impervious to damage (and everything else) I could do a lot of good in the world.

3. You become King of the East through some cosmic fluke. What are your whims?

I would have to say that I would have to punish (punch in the face) those who make it difficult for others to have fun. If you take it to serious and that causes people grief….POW right in the kisser.

4. If money were no object where would you live?

No object huh…..Easy I would buy all the land and houses behind me that are on bayberry road, tear them down and build a cozy log cabin (zombie proof bunker) in the woods. I don’t need much.

5. What do you want to be when you grow up?
Zombie Killer of the Week….Year ….maybe even decade?

resistance is futile

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 15:14:05 GMT

ask me your questions bridge keeper I am not afraid. Ask me 5 (or less, or more) questions, what would they be?

if anybody is out there.

helpful article

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 14:27:47 GMT

I thought this was interesting....

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/david-h-murdock/a-recipe-for-longevity_b_205355.html?view=print

who makes these things up...?

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:01:28 GMT

http://organizedwisdom.com/Quiz/ADHD_Self_Test

who in their right mind makes a self test for ADHD and has a SINGLE QUESTION per page???? I barely finished it.

yes I am.......oh shiney!

10 Years

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 14:42:21 GMT

"Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our great war is a spiritual war. Our great depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars, but we won't. We're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off."

Tyler Durden

gluten

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 02:24:36 GMT

so....I think I might have a slight sensitivity but nothing that can't be controlled by moderation....

after a week of a gluten free diet I had been feeling.....normal...ie no bloating or back ache. I had 3 slices of pizza on monday night and had a little bit of bloat....but was fine after a few hours.

tonight...gaming night....I had 4-6 slices (from 10 slice pizzas) and I feel very bloated...not full...but bloated like my guts have turned to concrete...or no...more like someone filled my guts with expanding foam spray.....and my back hurts. the back ache I think is related to the pressure in my guts as its my lower back.

wierd.

I think I should avoid pasta/bread overloads.

whaddya think?

beans

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:07:34 GMT

I stumbledupon this and thought others might find it useful

http://weblife.org/beanchart.html

hey gluten-ologists

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 20:52:53 GMT

so after theresat posted her rant about a restaurant trying to kill her by including bread crumbs in her dinner...I realized I had no idea really what gluten was so I looked it up and what issues people had...which include gas/bloating/fatigue and aches and pains.....I thought how is that different than any other day??? then...low-and-behold a little light went off in my brain...perhaps I had issues with gluten?!

so I spent the weekend trying to avoid gluteney things and today I felt good...back didn't hurt, no bloating etc...so as a experiment I ate a wrap w/ a flour tortilla....and within an hour (maybe less) of eating it...I had the same old bloated gurgley feeling.

Now my question is...from what people know...is this likely? or is it all in my head...I have never tended to be a hypochondriac...but there are a few coincidences.

whaddya think? i guess there is a simple blood test to see if you are.

i can haz a new roofs?

Fri, 02 Oct 2009 14:45:24 GMT

so about a month ago the house roof started to leak...minor thing really...and only on the heaviest of rains. The roof at work also leaks pretty bad. We had a roofer come in looking for signs....he just received his commercial license so was very interested in quoting the roof here at allmark. He quoted on the commercial roof and it was HALF what everybody else wanted. I half jokingly said go look at my roof. He did, called and said its gonna be $X....I will start tomorrow morning. I was taken a bit aback at him STARTING the next day....he said yeah just get me a check for half and I will get it going. He was highly recommended by Dawn (my office manager) and other people whom she knew had work done by him. My father said he would let me borrow the money...and I could be the guinea pig to see if the guy did good work...hesitantly I said sure and sure enough...7am the next day I give him a check. By 930 i had no roof. by 4:30 I had a brand new roof with 30 year architectural shingles . I will also have all new soffettes (sp?) and all new seamlesss gutters. Holy crap. not something I really am able to spend money on...but he did give me a heck of a deal. I had gotten several quotes all of which this guy beat by $1000 without soffette work or gutters.

Be like Han

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 20:12:53 GMT

So Han’s walking down the halls of Bespin with his old friend Lando. Leia’s there, and lookin’ good. Han thinks he’s off to dinner - maybe some wine, a little flirting, and then back to the ol’ guest quarters with Her Hotness.

But the door opens, and there’s Darth Vader.

Han doesn’t look incredulously at Lando; he doesn’t duck or run away.

What does Han do?

He starts shooting at the motherfucker.

He starts shooting.

Be like Han.

more pictures

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 15:08:41 GMT

I have post more pictures....ironically the new ones are 10 years old...some almost to the day. All I can say is...the last 10 years musta been AWFULLY hard on me as I look so freakin YOUNG....and have WAAAAAY more hair.

www.michaelgoyette.com/

click on photo gallery.

wtf

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 15:28:11 GMT

I haven't watched tv in a little bit less than a year.

apparently I Am still current on Lost.

What
the
fuck
people
finish
the
fucking
story

puppy pics

Fri, 04 Sep 2009 20:47:14 GMT

I updated my web page....a little. Gonna do some more later but for now puppy pictures

http://www.michaelgoyette.com/gallery.html

bicycle for sale

Mon, 24 Aug 2009 18:05:23 GMT

http://providence.craigslist.org/bik/1339476200.html

posted on craigslist....forgot size can get that info if anybody is intersted. I am 5'10 and have short (30" inseam) legs.

l would be willing to ship it.

its a good bike, but I can't really ride it comfortably as its to bendy overy.

Major life update

Fri, 21 Aug 2009 20:00:03 GMT

I haven't bitten my fingernails in 9 months.

america is fat

Mon, 13 Jul 2009 18:38:31 GMT

not because we are glutons...or lazy...or many of the other reasons people come up with (well it is...but...)

we are fat because its MUCH MUCH MUCH cheaper to eat crap than it is to eat healthy.

The government can come up with all kinds of schemes to lighten us up (health programs, tax on sugared soda etc) , but until its cheaper to eat healthy then we are gonna be fat.

Example....
A cheap healthy lunch costs $5-9
Junk food lunch $1-6

I am a gloomy violent heretic...go me!

Mon, 13 Jul 2009 15:22:04 GMT

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)	Extreme
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Very High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Extreme
Level 7 (Violent)	Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	Very High

Take the Dante's Divine Comedy Inferno Test

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 18:40:16 GMT

if money were blood, I would have bled to death 10 times over. its very hard to maintain my normally optimistic "glass is half full" attitude when people take the glass away....there is no glass.

lessons of the day

Sat, 16 May 2009 19:59:10 GMT

1. When your grass is longest is when your mower will not start
2. A weedwacker makes a perfectly fine substitute for a lawnmower
3. After 2.5 hours of using a weedwacker as lawnmower you can't feel your hands anymore
4. Gasoline is not as tasty as you might think it is
5. No matter how much you wash...getting the smell of gasoline out of your mustache isn't going to happen.
6. Gasoline makes a great bug repelltant
7. After 2+ hours of cutting down knee length grass...with a weedwacker...in shorts...you can forget about your legs ever not being green
8. Stripping down to your underwear on the front porch to shake as much of the grass pulp off your clothes will guarantee a parade of bikers to go by.
9. A weedwacker can and will fling pebbles and bark fast enough to embed them in your naked shins.
10. When you are hairy no matter how long you scrub, rinse, pick or comb you will never, ever, get ALL of the grass pulp off your body.

stupid word meme

Thu, 30 Apr 2009 12:47:34 GMT

not one of the responses were really what I would do...the for instance...the millionaire one...there was no "buy lots of shit and thumb my nose at the man"

Your Word is "Fearless"

You see life as your one chance to experience everything, and you just go for it!
You believe the biggest risk is being afraid and missing out on something amazing.

Sometimes your fearlessness means you're daring. You enjoy risky activities.
And sometimes your fearlessness means you're courageous. You're brave enough to do the right thing, even when it's scary.

What's Your Word?